The-Distance-Remains

Within my bones this resonates

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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lovemoneybooty:

when you’re in the grocery store and your jam comes on

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trueemergence:

That’s pretty dope though

trueemergence:

That’s pretty dope though

(Source: andanotaku, via torn-paper-wings)

Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

threewords-imthedoctor:

Amazing posters from the Australian Human Rights Commission’s “Know the Line” campaign which aims to prevent and reduce the harm of sexual harassment in Australian workplaces. 

Check their page out at https://knowtheline.humanrights.gov.au/ 

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oportunitas:

When someone touches ur butt

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judgedteenblogger:

more here
ruinedchildhood:

i bet theres a joining door thing and theyre fucking in there

ruinedchildhood:

i bet theres a joining door thing and theyre fucking in there

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