The-Distance-Remains

Within my bones this resonates

theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

(via scarletalpha)

outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

(via pretty-proletariat)

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

(via pretty-proletariat)

these gender rolls taste disgusting

(Source: matissegal, via raind0wn)

junkovevo:

can’t wait to take a bath with old ladies in 3D

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(Source: raquayza, via diaaren)

yowing:

me texting someone: hahaha yeah

autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah

me: chill 

(via ruinedchildhood)

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

(via pretty-proletariat)

googlearths:

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

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(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via thelesbianicplague)

thug-lifestyle:

Have y’all ever sat there and thought about this? 😂😂😂😂

thug-lifestyle:

Have y’all ever sat there and thought about this? 😂😂😂😂

(via pretty-proletariat)